Are you the type of person who is always walking into doors, windows, and walls that seem to appear out of nowhere? Are you the type of person who walks into, steps back and goes “Who put that there?”
If you are, then you are JUST LIKE ME. I am not blonde, but I can be pretty stupid sometimes.
Today I was walking to French with my beffer, and we were having a huge conversation, and I walked into a wall. Now this is the really random part. I looked at the wall, and then APOLIGISED to it…………
Sooo I think I might be a rare breed of human: smartbutstupidicus.
Yep, this post might well be the weirdest post ever, but whateva.
That’s me; Parneaus, the penguin-obsessed weirdo.
lyl! Par xxx
PS: I forgot to say what I would do if I were president. Well, I would probably nominate myself to be the owner of a big chocolate company, and we’d make penguin shape chocolates that I would give to anyone I chose! Then I would do all that president stuff, save the world etc, and at the end of the day I would kick off my shoes and put on my fluffy socks (I hate slippers), sit by the fire and write.
Also, I’d probably paint the Whitehouse green. i don’t know why I would, I just… would!
xxx Par